Late Night Chem Cramming Genius

So we're up cramming for chem, and Pranay and I come up with an incredible idea for a video game:

Virtua Fighter god style

While we don't quite have the graphics designer to make it into a real time fighting game, we did devise a sample text based game. Here's a snippet:

Zeus casts lightening on Buddha. Buddha blocks with Bodhi tree. It's not very effective...

Buddha casts temptation on Zeus. It's super effective! Zeus sleeps with human woman, gets beat up by Hera.